I walked outside into the garage and noticed that the back door was wide open. Who "ever" could have done it??
Mom: "Corb...did you forget to close the door?"
Corbin: Mom...I shut MY door... maybe you didn't shut your DAMN door."
Mom: (trying NOT to laugh and hide the grin as I'm getting into the car) "What did you say?"
Corbin: I said, "Mom..I shut my door, but I don't think you shut your door." (with a semi-"I totally got away with saying the "D" word and she didn't even catch me" look
Mom: Did you say "the Damn" door?
Corbin: "Ooooooh, um...ya. I heard you say that yesterday....should I call dad and tell him what you said??"
I can sum it up simply....MANIPULATIVE LITTLE....I probably better stop since his little ears are around and I wouldn't want him to "tell" on me! :) Damn....is it really a swear word?